I was asked to write a light-hearted article and honestly, what could be more light-hearted than reading a reference of pick-up lines per major.
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Computer Science
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My heart beat goes from O(2^n) to O(logn) on seeing you.
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// TODO: You
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I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.
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Baby, want to traverse my dijkstra branch?
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Give me your credentials and I’ll show you how privilege escalation REALLY works.
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I wrote a special version of Stuxnet designed to make you go nuclear.
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Why don’t we go to my 127.0.0.1, and I’ll give you sudo access.
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Roses are #f00, Violets are #00f, show me your bar and I’ll give you my foo
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I can’t wait to inject your SQL into my application layer.
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Are you a friend class of mine? Because I’d let you touch my privates
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Can I dereference my pointer inside your protected area?
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You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
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Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Pre-Med
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You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
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Like metagenomics used on viral genetic material, I feel that sometimes you know the only way to really see me.
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I’m Homozygous recessive. Wanna do a test cross?
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If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
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If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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Let me be the myelin to your axon
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Are you my appendix? I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
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You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
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If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
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Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
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Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have a-cute phase.
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You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
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My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
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You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
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Sciences & Engineering
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You are the sodium to my chloride.
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I’m so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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You are the Higgs Boson of my life, because without you my universe won’t ‘matter’.
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.
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Do you have 11 protons? Cause you’re sodium fine.
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Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
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Your name must be Andromeda, ’cause we are destined to collide.
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Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?
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Let’s head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn’t just a theory.
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You are like a high amperage current and I’m a high resistance wire, cause you’ve got me hot.
Mathematics (You should really listen to Klein Four. They have the best Math based songs)
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I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
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I wish I were the first N terms of your convergent Taylor polynomial expansion so I could get close to you.
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Our love is like the topology on A and B {{},{A,B},{A}}: it’s not discrete, and everything else is trivial (down to homeomorphism).
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I wanna simplify the square root of u squared so u and i can be together.
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Is your contravariant hom-functor left exact? Cause I’d like to inject into you
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I believe you’ll find my Hardy-Littlewood quite maximal.
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I wish I was a derivative, just so that I could lie tangent to your curves.
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You have got more curves than a triple integral.
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My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.
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Had you been a triangle, you would be acute one.
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Psychology
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You light up my world like my primary visual cortex.
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Hey Girl! Are you an unconditioned stimulus, because you make me display the unconditioned response like pavlovs dog.
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Baby I love everything about you not just the fragmented parts of your personality or your cognitive functioning.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you were a null Hypothesis, I would fail to reject you.
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Sex is on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. Care to help me self-actualize?
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Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.
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Baby, you activate my HPA axis. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.
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All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating.
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You’re the Youngian archetype for the perfect woman.
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Baby, all i see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!
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Why don’t I show you my giant inkblot so you can tell me how you feel about it, hmm?
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What Freudians repress, let’s express!
Based on the majors done, you can possibly see which majors I am biased towards. Yes, I am a computer science and business double major with some sort of special interest in medical sciences. I did not do a list of pick up lines for business or LEPP students because they are just naturally smooth. They do not need a guide like this. (or maybe I was just being too lazy. Will leave it to you to decide between the two). Feminist as I am, I could not help but give bonus credit to http://www.shedoesthecity.com/20-feminist-pick-up-lines. They have one of the most lit and honestly pick up lines that would actually work on me.