For some, waking up early means abiding by the aphorism “Carpe Diem,” a chance to get started on your work, and enjoying the rest of the evening for yourself. For others, it’s something along the lines of torture. Here are 15 signs you’re not a morning person.
1. Waking up before 10:00 AM is unheard of
It doesn’t matter how much sleep you got the night before, you still just “can’t even” with mornings.
2. In fact, you have multiple alarms set to combat your predisposition of sleep
One does not simply hit the snooze button one time.
3. When someone questions you on WHY you sleep so late
Could you not? #kthxbye
4. This is your idea of a legend
Not all heroes wear capes.
5. Your mom gets mad at you for sleeping in on the weekends
Mom, like really?
6. Parting from your bed in the morning is a legit sentimental moment for you
Don’t think of it as good-bye, it’s more like see you later, baby.
7. You sound similar to a caveman when you wake up.
Mmm. mhmm. mmm. mhmm.
8. You have a hard time grasping the concept of breakfast
Breakfast? You mean that one meal I order at 2am at Waffle House?
9. Actually making it to Chick-Fil-a before breakfast is over is an achievement in your book.
It’s always a good day when you have time for breakfast.
10. You feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with your attitude after they disrupt your sleep.
Anyone who uses a lawnmower or leaf-blower between the hours of 6am and 11am are number one on your hitlist
11. Accidently waking up before your alarm and realizing you have more time to sleep is one of your simple pleasures
12. You’ve thought about withdrawing or dropping a course because it was just too early!
You’ll rearrange your whole schedule just to avoid that dreadful AM class.
13. Or you’ve actually contemplated bringing your blanket and pillow to class like this superstar:
14. Finding out your professor canceled your morning class is like striking gold
It’s almost as if you want to kiss your professor.
15. Being asked to do something early in the morning is slightly offensive
My morning and your morning are two different spectrums, honey.
“Yes, the early bird catches the worm; but it is the second mouse that gets the cheese” – Someone who is not a morning person