Meet Chisom Uche. As a psych major, business minor, club basketball player, and member of Thurtene Honorary, this week’s campus celebrity is everywhere. You might recognize that friendly smile and air of confidence because, after all, everyone on campus seems to know this cutie. So what don’t you know about him? For starters, he can flare his nose, has a knack for making omelet sandwiches, and values a great personality over perfect looks (Lucky for him, he has both).
Name: Chisom Uche
Major: Psychology
Hometown: Houston, TX
On-Campus Activities: Club Basketball, Thurtene Honorary
Favorite thing about Houston? That’s really hard to say…because I really don’t like Houston. But I love my high school friends.
Are they anything like your friends here? Not at all. If they weren’t in college, they’d be the degenerates of society, so I’m definitely the responsible friend. I’m not tryna go to prison…
Favorite animal: Bears! They’re just really fuzzy and cuddly but at the same time fierce and protective.
Least favorite animal: Roaches. And some spiders. They’re two of the only things that can just take my manhood. It’s just something about the way they move…
Secret talent: I can flare my nose!
Do you cook? Yeah, I’m a huge breakfast guy.
What’s your specialty? Omelet sandwich. With bacon! Everyone loves bacon.
Qualities you like in a girl: Personality wise? Funny, can hold a good conversation, smart, likes sports, athletic, open-minded, and social.
Looks wise? This is the hard part ‘cause I’m not picky at all…but I’d have to say athletic build and cool eyes.
Qualities you don’t like in a girl: Selfish, snobby, really loud, fake…
Favorite chick flick? The Notebook. I’m going classics.
Celebrity girl crush: Mila Kunis
Celebrity boy crush: Damien Lillard – he’s a point guard for the Portland Trailblazers. And Mark Wahlberg.
What do you want to be when you grow up? A general manager for a sports team. Hopefully a basketball team.
What about when you were younger? I wanted to be a racecar driver. And then I actually watched racing. And then I saw a wreck. And l was like ‘I’m done.’