1. I swear I’m going to do groceries.
*begs mom to pack food*
2. I swear I’ll only drink one coffee a day.
A latte isn’t that caffeinated right?
3. I swear I’ll submit my assignments on time.
That regret you have when leave it for the night before
4. I swear I won’t wear sweatpants on campus.
*Wears a new pair of sweatpants everyday*
5. I swear I’ll pay attention in class.
*Daydreams about tacos*
6.I swear I’m going to keep my room/apartment/dorm clean.
And then you start binge-watching Netflix
7.I swear I’m going to study.
Brain: You should nap.
8.I swear I’ll go out less.
Just kidding.
9.I swear I’ll do laundry more often.
*Buys new underwear*
10.I swear I’ll go to my morning class.
#snooze