A Series of Star Wars Haikus

After finishing The Mandalorian, my friend and I decided to re-watch the original Star Wars trilogy together over the course of a week. We had an absolutely amazing time, and for my article this week I’ve decided to write some Star Wars themed haikus and I didn’t take it the least bit seriously. Enjoy (beware of slight spoilers)

Mark Hamill said that

Luke Skywalker can be gay

Thanks Mr. Joker

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Han and the Princess

A match made in the sandworm

I love you, I know

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Master Yoda, the 

Galaxy’s Strongest Jedi

Is now Old Grogu

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Empire Soldiers

Get their asses beaten in

By space teddy bears 

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Happy Father’s Day

Darth Vader cut off Luke’s hand

Space Dad of the Year

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Wookie holiday

Cooking show, possible porn

Don’t watch the special

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Bap bap ba dap ba

Da ba ba bap ba da ba

Ba dap ba ba ba

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Seagulls gonna come

Poke me in the coconut

And they did, they did

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Darth Vader ascends

 Up in that elevator

 I heart my gay son

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Palpatine gets thrown

Down the disposal chasm

Like the trash he is

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Unintentional 

Father Figure Din Djarin 

This is the Dad Way

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