See ya NEVER, 2500 word analyses on nobody-cares-novels.
All those profs who said we could never write an essay in a day: PROVED YOU WRONG.
My first year Intro to Psych class was so worth it…
I wonder if I can sell my old essays to incoming undergrads.
Maybe I can get scouted for a huge company through my part-time retail job.
Do I get to sleep now?
How am I supposed to live without my parents’ benefits?!
Oh look, my friend got a full-time job offer in her field right after graduation.. Good for her..
Where am I supposed to work out now that I won’t have a free gym membership?
LOL, like I even went to the gym anyway.
Do I get to live like Rachel and Monica now and hang out in a coffee house all day?
Will it still be acceptable to live off of coffee and alcohol and after I graduate?
Wait, will it even be acceptable to drink alcohol besides a lonely glass of red wine with dinner?
Are all my drunken blackout nights behind me, because it would just be sad now?
Grad school… the longer I stay in school, the longer I have to pay off OSAP, right?
Does this mean I have to learn how to do taxes and stuff?
I wonder if I didn’t buy textbooks for 4 years if I’d have enough money to buy a car.
Is it just me or does my graduation photo look like a highschool photo rather than university?
If I play it cool, how many years will it take before they stop accepting my student card at the grocery store for discounts?
Actually, how long can I keep my school lanyard on my keychain?
What if me and my roommate can’t find an apartment that’s within walking distance of a pizza place?
How am I going to make any new friends?
Now what?