Corinne has been declared this season’s villain on The Bachelor. As much as she provided comic relief on the show, people secretly loved her. When you look at her, it’s not all that bad to aspire to be her.
She is part of a multi-million dollar company
She’s confident
She’s in a Juicy J & 2 Chainz video
(1:48 mark)
She has a “platinum vagine”
She’s not afraid to be herself
She’s a nap enthusiast
She’s basically a Paris Hilton in the making, and she even knew it in high school
She has her priorities straight
She has big plans
She’s confident with her sexuality
Everyone loves her
In the end, she might have been the most controversial candidate this season, but she’s got it good and we’re all secretly jealous of the cheese pasta-eating contestant. Until next time, Corinne.