10 Signs You’re a Sconnie
1. Cheese is not just a food, it’s a lifestyle
2. There are only two seasons: winter and road construction
3. Beer goes with almost any meal
4. It’s not a water fountain, it’s a bubbler
5. Hunting season is marked on calendars
6. It’s not pop, it’s soda
7. As soon as the snow starts to melt, you wear shorts
8. Grilling is not seasonal, it’s a year-round activity
9. There is almost nothing you can’t find deep fried at the state fair
10. You can pronounce the Wisconsin city names
11. You say loud and proud that you’re from Wisconsin