So, let me get this straight. You want me to buy the brand new $200 textbook, in order to receive the online access code, and then sell it back to Amazon for $10? Well, let me tell you, I can think of a much happier place for those dollar signs.
This HoodieThose long walks to class can get pretty boring–never again.
Liquid CourageAlthough, I suppose this one should be included in the textbook finances, because do they really expect me to read my microeconomics book cover to cover and be okay?
The Gift of NothingI mean, it’s the same thing only cheaper.
Trump’s CampaignThe least we could’ve done was hook him up with a new hair dresser.
A Selfie ToasterIt’s the easy way to burn carbs.
Flavored WallpaperThose drab dorm walls were pretty tasteless anyway; am I right?
Metal Detecting SandalsI’d like to think of it as an investment.
Oreo Cookie DunkerTruth be told, I’ve been waiting years for a contraption like this.
Pet Sweep
It’s so wrong, but yet it’s so right.
Pet PlowI mean, you can’t buy one and not get the other.
The DaddleI can keep the kids that I don’t have safe while playing with the husband that I also don’t have.
Textbooks are pricey AF, and I can’t be throwing cash around like that, especially when high quality products such as these are out there waiting for me to own them.