Valentine’s Day is a love/hate holiday. It’s not like Christmas where there is joy for all. No, Valentine’s Day is reserved for all you taken people who are swooning over roses, chocolates and teddy bears. It’s easy for us single people. We can just cry, cuddle with our puppy and at least be thankful we went another year without having to spend a cent on a gift. I get pizza, and you get jewelry and cute DIY cards. But let’s get real…we all know this is what you and every single girl really wants for Valentine’s Day.
1. $5000 Gift card to Free People
2. Eat sushi off of Liam Hemsworth
3. Yoga membership
4. Lifetime supply of pizza and Chipotle
5. Front row tickets to Justin Bieber’s concert
6. To have a body like Kylie Jenner and a face like Gigi Hadid
7. A date with Harry Styles
8. Mini petting zoo… ideally with puppies, baby goats, and piglets
9. Trip to Italy
10. Balmain dress
11. To be on the Ellen Show
12. The Lizzie McGuire Show to come back
13. To know how to contour
14. To look good in a one-piece bikini
15. Yeezy’s (Team Taylor forever, though)
16. To be in Taylor Swift’s Bad Blood music video
17. Spotify Premium subscription
18. Endless supply of lulu lemon leggings
19. Star in the Gilmore Girls reunion
20. Kylie Jenner’s lip kit
This may be the most absurd list ever created, but you know you want them all. Happy Valentine’s Day, folks!