As everyone knows, One Direction made their Wisco debut last Tuesday at Miller Park in Milwaukee. Needless to say, it was amazing, and all of my dreams came true. For those of you who couldn’t be there to witness the pure godliness that is One Direction, here is a compilation of some of the thoughts going through my head.
1.    Here we are, ahh Miller Park! This is so exciting and— Wait parking is $30?? Welp, there goes all of the cash I brought.
2. We finally made it to the stadium! I can’t wait to go find our seats!!
3. Oh, we have to wait in this huge line first? Great.
4. There’s another line to get to our seats? Really?!
5. I CAN SEE THE STAGE. ONE DIRECTION IS GOING TO BE STANDING ON THAT WITH THEIR ACTUAL FEET.
6. The girls around us seem pretty chill. As long as there is no crying, we’ll get along just fine.
7. Yes, Icona Pop. Just yes.
8. Okay, opening act is done, 1D should be on any minute!!
9. So it’s been 20 minutes…they must just be running late.
10. AHHH WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING?? IS IT ONE DIRECTION? Oh, nope. Just some random guy.
11. It’s almost been an hour, where the hell are these guys??? I am falling asleep over here…
12. The lights are dimming, oh my god. I CAN HEAR THEM, OMG. WHERE ARE THEY? AHH THERE ARE FIREWORKS. I CAN SEE THEM. IS THIS WHAT HEAVEN IS LIKE?
13. Omg Harry.
14. Omg Liam.
15. Omg Niall.
16. Omg Louis.
17. Harry is talking about the Packers. This is not okay with me. I love the Packers, and I love Harry.
18. Now he is complimenting a pregnant lady and teasing a seven year old…it should be illegal for him to be this charming.
19. THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUUUUL!
20. Who decided that encores should be a thing…I’m sorry, but I don’t have the energy to scream for 10 minutes straight until they come back out.
21. YES ENCORE!!!!
22. Is it really over? I refuse to accept that.
23. Can I go track them down? They have to be here somewhere!
24. I still can’t believe it’s over. Now what I am supposed to do? Have I peaked in life??
25. Okay, I’ve accepted that it’s over, and I’m ready to go home…wait, where the hell did we park??
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Basically, #OTRAMilwaukee was the best night ever. Music, dancing, friends, and four insanely hot guys…what’s better??