Kanye West may be “The College Dropout,” but his infamous Twitter account accurately depicts a day in the life of a college student.
When you check your bank account after a night out.
When you’re trying to justify your choice of grammar on your assignment to your TA.
When your roommate tells you the embarrassing things you did while drunk the night before.
When you get rejected from every job you apply for.
When you celebrate the victory of your team at a sports game in the student section.
What the boucer says to you at the bar when you get denied with your fake ID.
What you tell your parents when your grades aren’t up to par after finals.
When you start posting on social media when you’re drunk and having a good time with the homies.
When your hook up doesn’t respond to your late night drunk texts/calls.
When your bank account is wiped after a trip to the bookstore.
When you’re justifying your choice of wearing leggings to class every day.
When the class average on the exam is an F and the professor blames the students.
When your college experience wouldn’t be the same without your freshman year friends.
When you find Advil, a large glass of water, and a bottle of Gatorade next to your bed after a night out.
Said no student ever…
When you get your diploma after four years of hard work.
Preach it, Yeezus.