Although many of us dread the fact that the first day of October has already rolled around, someone from above has given us hope for the new month. October 1st no longer just symbolizes the beginning of fall and colder weather to come, but it now marks the birth of the Kutcher baby.
           Yes, Mila was adorable (and hot as ever) while preggo, but I think all of us are in agreement that the wait for her and Ashton’s child has simply been unbearable. So roll out the red carpet and bring on the envy, because the Kutcher baby has arrived, and we all know we’d love to be her.
As if Mila and Ashton’s lives together haven’t been enough of a fairytale, the perfection that is their first-born only makes this love story less realistic. Considering we’re all of college age and actually attending UW, it is safe to assume that none of us have peaked in our on-screen careers. Well, fortunately enough for Mila that happened long before she would have been in college; even more fortunate that this young start on her career led her to her dreamy fiancé (and baby daddy) Ashton Kutcher. Did I mention he was her first kiss?
So yes, maybe we all kissed someone in our awkward teenage years as well, but I can tell you three things. One, you probably won’t share your first-born with that person; two, no years are awkward years when you’re Mila Kunis; and three, a first kiss is simply irrelevant unless it’s with someone equivalent to Ashton Kutcher (sorry).
The early pictures that the pair will show to their daughter can most likely be found on Google, but the love, the beauty and the simple satisfaction of being a Kutcher surely cannot. Instead, reflect on this little girl’s happiness and pure luck as she embarks on the life we would all love to live.
Oh and remember when this was supposed to make this month less miserable? Well, happy October.