I know I will regret it tomorrow. But honestly, this sleep deprivation cycle I’m caught in is not on me.
- It’s my neighbors.
It’s literally a Monday night/ Tuesday morning. No offense, but Chance the Rapper really isn’t the best person to be singing me lullabies.
- I’m on that study grind.
Finals are just around the corner. Let’s be honest to ourselves, we’ve all got some catching up to do.
- I need to pee, but I refuse to get up.
Y’all know that I’ll be falling into a slumber the second I get back. I am not about to take that ten-step trek to the bathroom.
- It’s party time.
I mean, we didn’t get the title of #1 party school in the nation for nothing.
- That 6 p.m. coffee got me good.
I mean, the caffeine burst was necessary in order to finish my math homework. But like, I’m good now sooo…
- Netflix needed me.
I was only three episodes away from finishing the season… quitters never win.
- I’m about to be murdered.
I heard the creak in the floor; this is no time to be vulnerable. Sleeping is completely out of the question.
- I was writing this article.
No matter what it is keeping you up at night, I can assure you that you are not alone. So, let’s give a huge shout-out to our fellow insomniacs of UW-Madison: Thank you for keeping the night life alive.