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Progression of Guys I’ve Dated Told by “New Girl”

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Wisconsin chapter.

This list should not come as a shock— we’ve all been there. And as much as we’d all like to think our college experiences and 20-something years are different from that of one another, we’re really not as different as we’d like to believe.

  1. The one who couldn’t get over his ex

This one was hard, because you honestly felt for them. We’ve all been through the tough breakups with the rebounds. But, it’s not fun to actually be the rebound.

 

  1. The non-committal one

It’s more than likely that you met this one freshman or sophomore year, and they were just living it up with their newfound college freedom. Whether or not they let you know about that before you two got involved is a whole other question.

 

  1. The social media one

He wouldn’t stop Snapchatting you to all of your friends, and he was always trying to take way too many pictures of you two for his Instagram. This guy definitely cared more about his online presence than his presence with you.

 

  1. The one who thought they knew it all

He’s the one who always talked the talk, even when he wasn’t sure what the talk was. Maybe it was a tactic to impress you, or maybe it was a self-esteem strategy for himself. Regardless, listening to him try to explain that beavers have gills gets tiring.

 

  1. The full package… except not

He was the one who you connected with you on a personal level. You’re always laughing and having great conversations. When it came down to the end of the day, though, the sexual chemistry was nonexistent. And let’s face it, sex and intimacy are key components to any successful relationship.

 

  1. The Classic Player

This one deserved to be treated with a formal title because it’s the oldest guy-type in the book. They did all the right things at all the right time, and then left you out to dry. We know the drill.

 

  1. The one who was a friend first

One of the most awkward and “yup-face” experiences of your life. You’ve been close friends for a while but that sexual tension just couldn’t hold back any longer.

 

  1. The possessive one

Girls adore being adored—to an extent. There’s always that one guy that pushes it too far. They wanted to hang out every night, tried to get you to cancel plans with your friends, and checked your phone all the time. Basically, he’s the completely wrong guy for you in the peak of your college years.

 

  1. The guy version of you… in the weird way

You thought this guy was a great match. He liked every movie you did, wanted to eat at all your favorite restaurants, and laughed at all the same things as you did. But things started to get weird when he started to mimic every characteristic you have. That’s when the word “best friend” instead of boyfriend” started flashing in big lights.

 

Yeah… these were rough—and bringing them all back to conscious memory was even rougher. But, doesn’t it feel better to know that you’re not alone?

The best part is that after you’ve sifted through all of these experiences, the right guy is probably around the corner. Probably.

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Olivia is an adventurous sophomore at UW-Madison! She's pursuing two degrees in both journalism and mass communication, as well as literature. Olivia's favorite things about being a Badger is the school spirit, and the ability to always have something new to explore on campus. You can catch her at the Union or a coffee shop on the weekends with her friends!
Madison is a senior at the University of Wisconsin pursuing a major in English Literature with minors in Entrepreneurship and Digital Media Studies. Post college, Madison plans to complete her dreams of being the next Anna Wintour. In her free time, Madison enjoys listening to Eric Hutchinson, eating dark chocolate, and FaceTiming her puppies back home. When she isn't online shopping, or watching YouTube bloggers (ie Fleur DeForce), Madison loves exploring the vast UW Campus and all it has to offer! She is very excited to take this next step in her collegiette career as Campus Correspondent and Editor-in-Chief for HC Wisco. On Wisconsin!