It’s that time of year again! The one day that college students, single people, unemployed people and even your aspiring artist cousin regret. This time once a year where you’re hated and most beloved relatives gather in one place to share a meal, crack a few jokes at your expense, and play the same game of “20 Questions”. All year you’ve mentally prepared yourself to be asked about grades, your major, your future job and even your future partner, but fret not because we gotcha with these Thanksgiving clap backs! You can serve up a slice of turkey with a side of shade ;) May your Thanksgiving be petty and may your soul be quenched by all the tea.
These clap backs will instantly shut up your relatives and teach them a thing or two on how to mind their own business:
Dedicated to the family member who won’t stop talking about your weight:
Dedicated to the family member who clearly can’t wait for your wedding but won’t have any teeth by the time you get married:
Dedicated to the family member who needs to stop worrying about how you’re doing in school and worry about their finances.
Dedicated to the family member who should be watching their own weight before judging yours:
Dedicated to the family member who always cooks for Thanksgiving but does NOT know how to cook:
Dedicated to the family member who can’t stay out of yo business: #youdon’tpaymyphonebill
Dedicated to the family member who has no clue what seasoning is:
Dedicated to every mom in the world:
Dedicated to the family member who still lives in grandma’s basement:
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