Twitter—a place to showcase your ever so unique feelings and thoughts in only 140 characteristics. It is the social networking site that allows you to sub tweet about the girl dating your ex, share a photo of the pizza you just devoured, and of course, retweet “Adele just slaaaaayed.” You pat yourself on the back for every favorite you receive and crack up at just how witty you can be. While you may believe you are coming up with original (and hilariously relatable) content for all 400 of your followers, there is a good chance your tweets are being said by millions of other girls on Twitter too. Here are 30 tweets you are guaranteed to find on a girl’s twitter account.
1) “Over it.”
2) “Was going to study but……The Notebook is on”
3) “Ryan Gosling, please marry me”
4) “Need to go to the gym but need pizza”
5) “Nothing like freshly shaved legs against your sheets”
6) 7:00 PM- “THIRSTY THURSDAY!!!!!!”
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7) 9:00 PM- “KJDSFHKAH SO DRUNK BYEEEE”
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8) 10:00 AM- “Need water. Never drinking again.”
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9) 10:02 AM- “Anyone wanna get breakfast?”
10) “Literally hate all guys”
11) “Seriously starting my diet tomorrow”
12) “I’m going to be single for the rest of my life”
13) “Just want 20 puppies”
14) “Can’t wait to graduate so I can travel the world”
15) “My husband better propose to me like those cute YouTube videos”
16) “OMG, NOOOOOOO! #TheBachelor“
17) “ 314 days until Christmas…SO SOON!!!!!”
18) “Cannot wait for boots and sweaters season”
19) “Just want to live on a beach”
20) “HALLOWEENTOWN AND HOCUS POCUS ARE ON TONIGHT!”
21) “Need large amounts of wine”
22) “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ew downgrade ****crying emoji**** ”
23) “Really shouldn’t go out tonight but….”
24) “Seriously so stressed out”
25) “I’ve been laying in bed watching Netflix all day #productive”
26) “Just got my hair trimmed and now I want to cry”
27) “I love man buns”
28) “Thank God for leggings”
29) “Just napped for 6 hours”
30) “ ****Insert any Drake lyric here****