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This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Xavier chapter.

 

 

1. Why the f**k am I here?

 

2. That girl looks like she’s here all the time.

3. I need cuter workout clothes.

4. OHMYGODDDD I LOVE THIS SONGGGG!!!!

 

5. How long do I have to do this to burn off the lava cake I just ate?

 

6. Why are there so many people here? Don’t they have any better places to be?

7. Shit. Someone I know.

8. Why can’t I remember any workouts off the top of my head?

9. Maybe if I watch YouTube it’ll go faster

10. Halfway there.

11. Why is everyone less sweaty than me

12. When I get a glimpse of myself in the mirror.

 

13. You’re really not going to clean that machine? You literally have one job.

14. These boobs are really becoming an issue.

15. Ice cream sounds so good rn.

16. Do I have a six pack yet

 

17. I should take a pic so people will know I’m healthy.

18. But I look terrible, I’ll just do a pic of my shoes.

19. It’s been enough time to leave without feeling embarrassed.

 

Maggie is a Sport Management major with minors in Business and Deaf Studies. She an avid netflix watcher so if you need any suggestions for a new series to watch, she's got you. Her end goal is to work for the US women's national soccer team or the Detroit Pistons!