1. Just because my hair color is blonde does not mean that I am dumb or trampy.
2. We have heard every dumb blonde joke in the book, so no, you are not being very original.
3. Our eyelashes and eyebrows are pretty much invisible.
4. We hesitate on wearing pink because we are trying to not look like this:
5. Spending too much time in the sun makes you hair very light…
6. But the chlorine in the pool makes it look green.
7. People will tell you that they will do something illegal just have your hair color, and we have no idea how to respond.
8. People don’t believe you when you say that this is your natural hair color.
9. Being blonde makes it very obvious that you haven’t showered in last 24 hours.
10. You could never dye your hair any other color, because blondes really do have more fun!