Your Yale Sex Locale Bucket List

While missionary in your dorm room is better than nothing, for you real adventurers (FOOT alums, club athletes, study abroad antendees) here is a list of places you should definitely mix into your routine. 

1. Stacks – a classic.

2. The buttery pool table – balls on balls on balls, I’m sorry I’ll stop.

3. The practice rooms in the college basements – bang that e flat while you bang.

4. The dining hall after hours – nothing like making love to the scent of steamed broccoli florets and chipotle chickpea salad.

5. L&B – L(ady) B(oner).

6. The top of Harkness Tower – named for Charles William Harkness, brother of Yale’s largest benefactor, Edward Harkness.

7. The Yale Bowl – obviously.

8. In a Hammock – (extra points if the hammock is on X campus).

9. Law Library – (rumor has it that Hilary and Bill Clinton first happened here).

10. Yale Crew House Beer Garden – recommended by a friend.

11. Good life center – good ⇒ great.

12. The Trumbull Cinema – extra points if the movie is sci-fi.

13. The Payne Whitney Sauna – Payne Whitney has a sauna.

14. WLH – a less classic, classic.

15. Underneath the rugby post – Some call it a classic, I don’t know what to call it.

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