An Ode to Donuts
I want to take a few minutes here to thank the epitome of indulgence, the glazed goodness of breakfast, and the perfect pair to my morning coffee: the donut.
Itâs a treat that everyone loves, and they come in so many assortments of flavors. Even the sourpuss at the office wonât be able to resist when you walk into the office with a box full of them.
âTheyâre so bad for youâ WRONG, MY FRIEND
Some of them have fruit, like real people fruit, so theyâre not all bad.
ALSO, it is proven that a donut in the morning can help you concentrate when your brain is missing the glucose it needs to function⊠soâŠ.
Again⊠EVERYONE LOVES DONUTS⊠including this dog that apparently doesnât have a body but itâs okay because he has donuts all over his small, fluffy body!
Thank you for always being there, donuts. Even if you belong to my coworker, you will be mine eventually, or just whenever she gets up to go to the bathroom. Why would she leave you all alone? Iâll take care of youâŠ
The world (at least my world) revolves around you, thereâs no doubt. They say that whatever goes around comes back around. So if Iâm nice to people today, Iâll be able to treat myself to you tomorrow.
Thank you for all that you do, my dearly sprinkled friend. How about you and your cousin, Morning Coffee, come around again? Say, tomorrow morning? See you there! âș