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Thoughts I Had During the Final Presidential Debate

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at YCP chapter.

“Okay now… getting settled in… okay there’s the guy that’s going to read all of the questions and then get talked over by everyone the whole time. Poor guy.

Aw! Hillary’s wearing white to show she’s pure! YAY! (I guess? IDK)

Hillary’s makeup is dope af. Natural af. Props to her makeup artist. 

 

Donalds eyes are 75% closed 90% of the time. He must get a lot of sleep, no under eye circles for him! How did he ever make it through college if he sleeps so much? Good thing he had a loan to start his business off to cover for the fact that he slept through half of his business courses in school. (lol burn/bern)

*zones out for 20 minutes while they aimlessly talk over each other with no regard for the others existence or opinions*

*just hears Trump say “Constitution” about 20 times in a row*

*realizes I should be paying more attention*

YO. I MISSED A TON.

HILLARY IS PISSED. SHE’S DOING THAT HAND MOTION THING THAT MY MOM DOES WHEN SHE’S DISSAPOINTED THAT I DIDN’T DEFROST THE CHICKEN. 

YAS HILLARY ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE. 

 

Donald: “wrong”. OKAY THERE DONALD DON’T GET TOO SASSY” 

 

*Done with the debate shit. Drops mic*

Until 2020, 

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Stephanie is a Senior Professional Writing major at York College of Pennsylvania. She is a York College cheerleader; so she also likes big bows, and she can not lie.