Jersey Shore’s favorite meatball has already been blacklisted on many a red carpet. With her mile-high poof and barely-there dresses that look as though they’ve been hand- stitched by a three-year-old wielding scissors and a Bedazzler, it’s not hard to understand why.
Perhaps that’s why Nicole Polizzi is trying her hand at marketing an assortment of items that have been “Snookified” for our purchasing pleasure.
Making her first appearance on the Home Shopping Network, Snooki appealed to viewers by showcasing items like sunglasses that block out haters (but also “block the sun and stuff like that”), her own fragrance (gleefully described by the reality TV star as “tacky and gaudy”), and oversized sneaker slippers (as seen on Jersey Shore).
Of course, her new line of miscellaneous items would not be complete without the stuffed crocodile that she takes to bed when she can’t find a juicehead to inhabit it. That’s right, you too, can have your very own Crocodilly. Hurry up, ladies, as the large Croc plushie has already sold out.
What do you think, collegiettes™? Will you be investing in any of Snooki’s favorite things? Let us know below!
