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June 17, 2021

#QuoteAMovieAtABadTime is trending on Twitter, and it has me literally laughing out loud. This is probably the best thing I've seen on the...

February 27, 2020

For those of you who don’t know, Ben Carson is one of the leading Republican candidates for the presidential nomination. The media never...

December 12, 2015

It is hard to find a more satisfyingly American success story than that of Brian Williams. Over the course of a 30 year career, Williams...

February 18, 2015

It is that time of year again. With second semester well underway, the Career Center is shooting off emails like machine gun fire reminding...

January 29, 2015

Want to use your Olympics knowledge to woo a campus cutie this winter? Try using one of these hilarious #OlympicPickupLines ! 1. "There may...

February 13, 2014

We may have just experienced one of the coldest Arctic outbreaks in two decades, but with the help of some #PolarVortexPickUpLines , you...

January 9, 2014

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