Do you have your eye on a special someone this holiday season? Or maybe the holiday glee is making you feel daring enough to approach a cute stranger under the mistletoe. If you’re all about flaunting your ugly Christmas sweater in the singles’ scene, then we have 20 hilarious pick-up lines for you that will catch any guy’s attention (though we can’t guarantee you’ll actually get his number). Are you bold enough to try one of these ridiculous pick-up lines?
1. “Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can’t spell ‘love’ with No-el.”
2. “I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.”
3. “Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.”
4. “Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow—I promise I’m not a flake-y person.”
5. “How about you show me peace on Earth and I’ll show you good will toward men?”
6. “Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.”
7. “Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.”
8. “If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.”
9. “Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.”
10. “I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man—I can go all night long.”
11. “Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.”
12. “I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt.”
13. “Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.”
14. “You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.”
15. “Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.”
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16. “If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?”
17. “Is your name ‘Kwanzaa’? Because I’d love to do you for a whole week.”
18. “My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays—nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.”
19. “I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.”
20. “Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?”
21. “The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.”
22. “Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I’ll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I’m ignoring the ring on your finger.”
23. “I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.”
24. “Let’s get out of here and explore the North Pole. I’m a rebel without a Claus.”
25. “Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.”
26. “I’m like a Christmas present—you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.”
27. “Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?”
28. “I don’t have a foot fetish, but I’m pretty into mistle-toe.”
29. “Wanna Scrooge?”
30. “Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.”
With these festive one-liners, you’re all set to break the ice at the next party like it’s your job. The great thing about pick-up lines is that they become better as they get worse, so no need to hold back. And what better way to find out if a guy shares your sense of humor? If he can think of a clever comeback to one of these, then we say he’s a keeper.
What’s the craziest pick-up line you’ve heard (or have used yourself—no shame in having game)? Let us know in the comments below!