This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at UNH chapter.
1. Cardinal rule when talking to a guy, talking about your ex. He doesn’t care and he doesn’t want to know. End of story.
2. Jealousy. Just because he’s talking to a girl at a party doesn’t mean there’s a ring in his pocket. Jealousy is a disease, get well soon.
3. The word Bro…just no, once its said you have automatically friend zoned yourself. It doesn’t matter the reasoning behind it, whether it be an inside joke, a twitter handle, or your middle name, you never call a guy bro. Unless you want to be this guys “bro” than ixnay on the bros, brothas, brotherns.
4. Acting like you know sports. No, a field goal isn’t on the court and the quarterback isn’t seen on the rink. Don’t talk unless its halftime and stop trying to be the girl next door.
5. Baby talk. As cute as you may believe it is, to be quite frank it’s nauseating. When you baby talk it makes them want to baby barf.
6. Double Texting. Girlfriend if he didn’t answer the first time then why would he answer the second?? Stop being annoying and be patient, your time will come, young grasshopper.
7. High-waisted shorts, just don’t. You’re not at Coachella and honestly they don’t look that great. Never have I ever heard a boy compliment your diaper.
8. Overanalyzing. “He loves me, he loves me not”, all girls over think EVERYTHING. Keep calm and take a chill pill.
9. Picking small fights. Why you trying to grind his gears, it doesn’t keep the relationship interesting and it won’t make him like you more.
10. Motherly loving. You’re are not his mom, quit the nagging and we all know you’re not that good in the kitchen. In his eyes you’ll always just be his number 2.