1. You sleep in because you don’t have to wake up for anyone today.
2. Thank goodness you don’t have to slave away in the kitchen cooking breakfast in bed for anyone.
3. But that also means you don’t have anyone to cook you a fancy breakfast. Packaged food it is, I guess.
4. Things could be worse. Pop-Tarts still taste pretty darn good at 11 a.m., so you tell yourself that you don’t need a man to enjoy the day.
5. You walk to your afternoon class seeing people with heart-shaped balloons and bouquets of roses and roll your eyes.
6. Sure, it’s sad that you aren’t receiving any gifts, but it also means you’re not spending a bunch of money on a significant other.
7. Even when you seclude yourself in your room, you can’t seem to escape the onslaught of PDA. Facebook is the worst culprit, with its never-ending feed of lovey-dovey relationship statuses.