So you’ve made the decision to text him and now you’re anxiously pacing around your room waiting for your phone to buzz and light up: one new text from your campus cutie. As the minutes drag on, there’s still nothing, nada, zilch—brb, life is over. But, we’re so over that mentality. With a little help from our girl Taylor Swift, we’ve come up with a some reasonable answers (or excuses) to why he hasn’t texted you back—besides the fact that you’re so much cooler than him and he just can’t figure out what to say without looking like an idiot, duh.