Midnights is out, besties. I am insufferable. And to only add fuel to the fire, I’m calling all of the astrology freaks to rise in tandem with Swiftie Nation. Blondie’s newest project, Midnights, is full of personality. Every single song is full of different stories, meanings, and feelings (literally, how does she go from “Snow On The Beach” to “Vigilante Sh*t”). And while this appeals to my constant mood swings, it also appeals to my constant need to categorize things… especially into zodiac signs.
If you’re an astro-lover that needs a new T. Swift song to listen to on repeat, then look no further. I’ve taken the 13 songs and expertly paired them with their respective zodiac sign based on vibes, meanings, and story β the Midnights (3 am Edition) will have to be a whole other article, BTW. Gonna need some time to unpack that.
Aries: “Vigilante Sh*t”
Are we surprised? It’s no wonder that Swift’s most angsty track to date encapsulates all of the Aries energy. As a fire sign, Aries is known for being extremely passionate, emotional, and even vengeful at times. This song is all about getting payback, which is something that Aries is an expert at. And we love them for it.
Taurus: “Lavender Haze”
Oh Taurus, so feminine and grounded. The true meaning behind “Lavender Haze” has been sending social media into quite the frenzy, but the symbolism behind the color purple perfectly aligns with the traits of a Taurus. The song is dreamy and romantic β like you! β and the color purple represents the finer things in life. And we all know how a Taurus feels about luxury. This one’s for you, Taurus!
Gemini: “Question …?”
Geminis are all about communication… and asking questions. so, it’s no wonder that this viral track (that may or may not be about Karlie Kloss) is the perfect fit for this air sign. Not to mention, Gemini loves to stir up trouble (yeah, I said it), and this song will have people theorizing its true meaning for years to come. Being a subject of conversation is just in your blood, Gemini β we just can’t stop talking about you. (And for good reason!)
Cancer: “Sweet Nothing”
I would never pick anything less than a love song for the romantic and dreamy Cancer. Co-written by Swift’s boo, Joe Alwyn, “Sweet Nothing” is a song that screams Cancer energy: it’s sweet, romantic, and incredibly soft. Grab your tissues, Cancers. I know you’ll be crying to this one.
Leo: “Bejeweled”
The title itself is just… so Leo. Paired with a fun beat and shining lyrics, this song is the embodiment of a Leo: It’s bright, dazzling, and an absolute show-stopper. Show this song to any of your Leo friends β I bet you $10 it’ll be their new favorite.
Virgo: “Mastermind”
It’s no wonder why I chose “Mastermind” to be the Virgo anthem. This song is all about out-smarting another person, which is literally Virgo’s claim to fame β especially when it comes to romance. The Virgos in the room will definitely relate to Swift’s lyrics about planning, well, everything. Blondie is a mastermind, and so are you, Virgo.
Libra: “Maroon”
Romantic and balanced, “Maroon” is the ultimate embodiment of a Libra. The song is dreamy, but still has a little bit of an edge β which is perfect for this air sign. Not to mention, the song has a lot of hidden meanings just waiting to be deciphered. Let me figure you out, Libra!
Scorpio: “Anti-Hero”
Midnights most popular track thus far, “Anti-Hero” is the most Scorpio song ever created. It’s angsty, but emotional. Bold, but understated. This song is all about inner anxieties, which we know this water sign has a lot of. I can just see the Scorpios in my life blasting this song on their morning drives β you deserve to feel understood, and this song will do it for ya!
Sagittarius: “Midnight Rain”
This song is an absolute vibe, just like Sagittarius. With an extremely unique beat, fun synths, and lyrics all about adventure, this song definitely appeals to the spontaneous nature of this fire sign. Grab your Sagittarius bestie and go for a late-night drive around the city to this song. Hello, core memory.
Capricorn: “You’re On Your Own, Kid”
This song is all about being an adult, and growing up way too fast. For Capricorns, this is basically an autobiography. “You’re On Your Own, Kid” is all about feeling misunderstood by others, which is definitely a feeling that Capricorns can relate to. We love you, Capricorn, you’re not alone!
Aquarius: “Labyrinth”
The free and fluid Aquarius should definitely claim this jam as their official song. “Labyrinth” is all about falling in love, and wondering if it’s moving too fast. As a logical sign, Aquarius can definitely relate to the confusion and anxiety portrayed in this song. Let yourself fall, Aquarius!
Pisces: “Snow On The Beach”
Featuring Lana Del Rey. Should I explain more, Pisces? You get it.
All 12 signs: “Karma”
This song is the anthem for everyone, undebatable. Everyone, jump in my car. Let’s scream this about our toxic ex, ex-bestie, or anyone else who could use a healthy dose of karma, baby!