A vibrator isn’t really something that you can just buy on a whim. Not only are they quite pricey, but it also takes time, attention to detail, trial and error, and research in order to find one that you really vibe with. If you’re looking to purchase your first sex toy, or just want to add another to your growing collection, then this curated list of vibrators, toys, and clitoral stimulators based on the twelve zodiac signs is a perfect place to start searching! Time to listen to the stars, your heart, and that cheeky little ~heartbeat~ down there, because it’s about to get steamy!
Aries (March 21 – April 19): The Heating Rose
As a bold, fiery, assertive, and captivating sign, Aries is definitely a force to be reckoned with. As a fire sign, it makes sense that Aries may vibe with the Heating Rose (Rosetoy-Official, $40) that not only plays with different temperatures, but ten different vibration styles!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): The Satisfyer 1
As a pretty chill and somewhat “lazy”, self-indulgent sign, the Satisfyer 1 (Adam & Eve, $35) is the perfect toy for Taurus, who can definitely use it while cozying up alone in their beds or even showering. (Yes, this thing is waterproof!)
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Luvli Ditto 2
As a sign illustrated by the celestial twins, it makes sense that the spontaneous, playful Gemini may enjoy the Luvli Ditto (Bellesa, $89) — a sex toy for two! This toy is also cool because its small and discrete design allows you to spice things up, literally anywhere.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Bloomgasm Royalty Rose
Sweet and sensitive cancer deserves a toy as gentle as they are. The Bloomgasm Royalty Rose (Adam & Eve, $60) clitoral stimulator has three different speeds, perfect for slowing things down and speeding things up.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): Bel Air Bombshell Dual Stimulator
As the star of the show, Leo deserves a dynamic toy that focuses on all of them. The Bel Air Bombshell Dual Stimulator (Adam & Eve, $120) is perfect for the queen of the spotlight because it focuses on clitoral stimulation as well as penetration. Seriously — there are so many different “modes” on this thing, it’s perfect for someone who takes pride in doing all things themselves.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Bad B*tch Lipstick Vibrator
The Bad B*tch Lipstick Vibrator (Bellesa, $49) is perfect for practical and busy Virgo, who might need to quickly bang one out. The discreet presentation of this toy is perfect for on-the-go pleasure, anywhere. This is why single-stall public restrooms are goated.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): The Original Rose
This timeless toy is perfect for the sweet, sensual, and flirty Libra. As a sign ruled by Venus, the floral shape of the Original Rose (Rosetoy-Official, $35) encompasses the perfect aesthetic for this lovey-dovey zodiac.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Vibrating Panties
As the sign known for its sex appeal, it makes perfect sense that Scorpio would want to share the love! A sign as sensual as Scorpio deserves more than your typical couple’s vibrator, so may I present to you the unique, curious, and intriguing remote-controlled Lovehoney Vibrating Panties (Lovehoney, $50). Similarly to the Scorpio, this toy is a mystery just waiting to be discovered.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Thrusting Rabbit
As optimistic, freedom-finding spirits, Sagittarius may find pleasure in the Thrusting Rabbit (Adam & Eve, $80), a multi-faceted toy just waiting to be explored. Seriously, there are so many different vibrating and thrusting combos – you’ve really got a lot to play with, here!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Finger Pro
If you manage to tame a Capricorn, you’ll know that they make wonderful, stable, and attentive partners. This is why the Finger Pro (Bellesa, $69) is perfect for selfless the Capricorn to use on or with a partner, or on their own!
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Waterslyde Aqua Aquatic Stimulator
Innovative, independent, and (at times) aggressively unique Aquarius needs a toy as one-of-a-kind as they are! Although Aquarius isn’t a water sign, despite “aqua” literally being in the name, the Waterslyde Aqua Aquatic Stimulator (Loveability, $35) is perfect for this eclectic zodiac! Seriously, have you ever seen anything like this before? Plus, it kind of sounds like the word, “Aquarius” itself!
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): We-vibe Chorus
A couples’ toy like the We-vibe Chorus (Bellesa, $219) wearable vibrator is perfect for intuitive and empathetic Pisces. If used with a partner, this toy provides pleasure for both parties, since it can be inserted and worn during sex. This sex toy also includes a physical remote control as well as an app so that you can enjoy hands-free pleasure! Not to mention, this adult toy is smart and increases its vibration the more you squeeze the remote!
Let the stars be your guide… to an orgasm, that is.